i'm real it's whats inside that counts
cosmicjoke
Oshawa, Ontario | Bărbat În căutare de Femeie
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If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
Zodie
Fecioară
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Mediu
Înălțimea mea este
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Căprui
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Despărțit(ă)
Am copii
Da - Acasă
Doresc copii
Nu sunt sigur(ă)
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Ochi
Body Art
Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i)
Părul meu este
Altele
Am mai multe de asta
Pisică
Dispus să mă mut
Da
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Casnic(ă)
Specializarea mea este
Calculatoare / Electronică
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
resident stationary enigneer
Salariul meu anual este
15,000$ - 29,999$
Eu trăiesc
Cu un copil (copii), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Prietenii vin ocazional
Fumez
Da - des
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Creier
Comportamentul meu social este
Timid, Atent, Prietenos, De comedie, Cochet, Ciudat
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Citire, Învățare, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Jocuri, Familie, Mese, Gătire, Camping, Cărți de joc, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Băut, Citind o carte, La un Casino, Jocuri video, La un concert, La un muzeu
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
maybe coffee or dinner perhaps mives afterwards or staying home and me making dinner
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
guitar
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Scandalagiu, Cineva care ei vor să fie, Necunoscut, Super, Perfect , Vulgar, Tainic, Ridicol, Cochet
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Altele
Particip la servicii
Niciodată
Scopul meu în viață este
to own my own computer store
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos, Ridicol, Vulgar
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Desene animate, Documentar, Drame, Comedii, Filme, Reluari
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , De groază, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Metal
Când citesc, eu citesc
Calculatoare, Fantezie , Ficțiune, De groază, Știință, Științifico-fantastic, Tehnică
Distracția pentru mine este
could be going out going to the park wiht my kid staying home watching a movie cooking a nice dinner it really just depends
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Inteligență, Frumusețe, Umor, Abilități excelente, Empatie, Sensibilitate, Îndrăzneală, Ciudățenii, Spontaneitate, Flirt, Rațiune, Grija
Ce căutați?
humor, inteligence, someone who likes kids, someone who goes with the flow and takes chances
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Prieten, Partener de întâlniri, Intim, Dedicat(ă)