i'm real it's whats inside that counts
cosmicjoke
Oshawa, Ontario | Muž Hledám A Žena
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If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
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Panna
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Normální
Má výška je
1,68 m
Barva mých očí
Světle hnědá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Žijící odděleně
Mám děti
Ano - žijí se mnou doma
Chci děti
Nejsem si jist(a)
Mou nejlepší částí je
Oči
Body Art
Piercing...ale pouze na uších
Barva mých vlasů
Jiné
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Kočka
Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat
Ano
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Nějaká výška
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
V domácnosti
Mé zaměření je
Počítače / Elektronika
Název mého zaměstnání je
resident stationary enigneer
To si vydělám za rok
$15,000USD až $29,999USD
Žiji
S dětmi, S domácími mazlíčky
Doma
Přátelé občas přijdou
Jsem kuřák
Ano - často
Piji
Ano - ve společnosti
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Chytrák
Mé společenské chování je
Plaché, Opatrné, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Flirtující, Zvláštní
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Rodina, Vzdělávání, Hudba, Filmy, Internet, Hry, Rodina, Stravování, Vaření, Kempování, Hraní karet, Počítače
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Relax, Popíjet, Čtení knihy, Jít do kasina, Hraní video her, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea
Ideální první rande by bylo
maybe coffee or dinner perhaps mives afterwards or staying home and me making dinner
Vždy jsem chtěl/a vyzkoušet
guitar
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Přátelská osoba, Potížista, Někdo, kým by chtěli být, Šotek, V pohodě, Perfektní, Prostopášná osoba, Temný, Potrhlý, Flirtující
Názory
Mé náboženství je
Jiné
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Nikdy
Můj životní cíl je
to own my own computer store
Můj smysl humoru je
Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba, Potrhlý, Prostopášná osoba
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Kreslené filmy/seriály, Dokumenty, Drama, Situační komedie, Filmy, Reprízy
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Science fiction, Komedie, Horror, Thriller
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Rock, Metal
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Počítače, Fantasy, Fikce, Horror, Vědecké, Science fiction, Technické
Má představa zábavy je
could be going out going to the park wiht my kid staying home watching a movie cooking a nice dinner it really just depends
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Skvělé dovednosti, Empatii, Citlivost, Troufalost, Zvláštnosti, Spontánnost, Koketnost, Důvtip, Ohleduplnost
Co hledáš?
humor, inteligence, someone who likes kids, someone who goes with the flow and takes chances
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Přítel, Partner na randění, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á