i'm real it's whats inside that counts
cosmicjoke
Oshawa, Ontario | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Je me décrirais comme
If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
Signe
Vierge
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mes yeux sont
Noisettes
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Séparé/e
J'ai des enfants
Oui - chez moi
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Yeux
Art Corporel
Oreilles percées
Mes cheveux sont
Autre
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chat
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Etudes secondaires incomplètes
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Au foyer
Mon domaine de compétence est
Ordinateurs / Electronique
Mon titre de fonction est
resident stationary enigneer
J'ai gagné cette année
De 15,000 € à 29,999 €
Je vis
Avec mes enfants, Avec des animaux
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Oui - souvent
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Tête
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Timide, Observateur, Sympa, Comique, Séducteur, Bizarre
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Lecture, Apprendre, Musique, Films, Internet, Jeux, Famille, Dîner , Cuisine, Camper, Jeux de cartes, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Boire un coup, Lire, Aller au casino, Jouer aux jeux vidéos, Aller à un concert, Aller au musée
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
maybe coffee or dinner perhaps mives afterwards or staying home and me making dinner
J'ai toujours voulu essayer
guitar
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Trublion, La personne qu'ils aimeraient être, Un troll, Cool, Parfait/e, Coquin/e, Obscur/e, Neuneu, Un amour
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Autre
Je vais à la messe
Jamais
Mon but dans la vie c'est
to own my own computer store
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Coquin/e
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Dessins animés, Documentaires, Drames, Sitcoms, Films, Rediffusions
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Science-fiction, Comédies, Horreur, Thrillers
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Rock, Metal
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Ordinateurs, Fantaisie, Fictions, Horreur, Sciences, Science-fiction, Ouvrages techniques
Mon idée du fun
could be going out going to the park wiht my kid staying home watching a movie cooking a nice dinner it really just depends
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Intelligence, Beauté, Humour, Talents, Empathie, Sensibilité, Audace, Etrangeté, Spontanéité, Séduction, Bon sens, Délicatesse
Que recherchez-vous?
humor, inteligence, someone who likes kids, someone who goes with the flow and takes chances
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement