i'm real it's whats inside that counts
cosmicjoke
Oshawa, Ontario | Mand Søger en Kvinde
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
Underskriv
Jomfruen
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er
168 cm
Mine øjne er
Nøddebrun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Separeret
Jeg har børn
Ja - hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Øjne
Kropsudsmykning
Piercet... Men kun øre(r)
Mit hår er
Andet
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Kat
Villig til at flytte
Ja
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Hjemmegående
Mit speciale er
Computere / elektronik
Min jobtitel er
resident stationary enigneer
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD
Jeg bor
Med børn, Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Hjerne
Min sociale opførsel er
Genert, Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Læsning, Læring, Musik, Film, Internet, Spil, Familie, Spise til middag, Madlavning, Camping, Kortspil, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Drikke, Læse en bog, Gå på casino, Spille computerspil, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være
maybe coffee or dinner perhaps mives afterwards or staying home and me making dinner
Jeg har altid villet prøve
guitar
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Ballademager, En andre gerne vil være, En trold, Cool, Perfekt, Fræk, Obskur, Fjollet, En flirt
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Andet
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er
to own my own computer store
Min form for humor er
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Fræk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Science Fiction, Comedy, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Metal
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Computer, Fantasy, Fiktion, Gys, Videnskab, Science Fiction, Teknisk
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
could be going out going to the park wiht my kid staying home watching a movie cooking a nice dinner it really just depends
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter?
humor, inteligence, someone who likes kids, someone who goes with the flow and takes chances
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet