i'm real it's whats inside that counts
cosmicjoke
Oshawa, Ontario | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
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Mi descriverei come
If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?
I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)
If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.
I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.
I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.
I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!
i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.
I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.
I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.
I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.
I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.
I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead
I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.
I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.
On to my weird humor;
"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"
"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"
we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb
"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?
"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.
Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.
while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.
Segno zodiacale
Vergine
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Nella media
La mia altezza è
5' 6 (1.68 m)
I miei occhi sono
Nocciola
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Separato
Ho Figli
Sì - A casa
Voglio figli
Non so
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Occhi
Body Art
Piercing…ma solo all'orecchio
I Miei capelli sono
Altro
Ho una o più di queste
Gatti
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie superiori
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Casalinga
La mia specializzazione è
Computer/ Elettronica
La mia professione è
resident stationary enigneer
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
da €15,000Euro a €29,999Euro
Vivo
Con figli, Con animali domestici
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
Sì - Spesso
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Intelligente
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Timido, Osservatore, Amichevole, Comico, da flirtare, Strano
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Letture, Istruzione , Musica, Fim, Internet, Giochi, Famiglia, Cene, Cucina, Campeggio, Giocare a carte, Computer
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Relax, Bere, Leggere un libro, Andare al Casinò, Giocare ai video giochi, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
maybe coffee or dinner perhaps mives afterwards or staying home and me making dinner
Ho sempre voluto provare
guitar
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Combina guai, Fonte d'ispirazione, Un troll, Figo, Perfetto, Volgare, Oscuro, Goffo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Altro
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
to own my own computer store
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio, Sarcastico, Amichevole, Goffo, Volgare
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Cartoni Animati, Documentari, Film drammatici, Situation Commedies, Fim, Repliche
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Fantascienza, Commedie, Horror, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rock, Metal
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Computer, Fantasy, Narrativa, Horror, Scienza, Fantascienza, Tecnica
La mia idea di divertimento è
could be going out going to the park wiht my kid staying home watching a movie cooking a nice dinner it really just depends
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Intelligenza, Bellezza, Umorismo, Abilità, Empatia, Sensibilità, Audacia, Bizzarrie, Spontaneità, Civetteria, Acume, Profondità
Cosa cerchi?
humor, inteligence, someone who likes kids, someone who goes with the flow and takes chances
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati