Looking for someone to laugh with

Je sais parler

Anglais

Je me décrirais comme

I love to cook. I'm not Julia Child, but I could give Paula Deen a run for her money.
I love to laugh and hate to take things so seriously. Life is too short to be so serious and I've had enough drama to last me a lifetime.
I'm not an outdoors person so if I can't plug it in there I'm not going. I believe God created electrical outlets for a reason and I don't plan to make him mad by not using them. That doesn't mean I don't love thunderstorms and rain or a great sunset or the beach, I just don't want to camp there.
I don't want to play games, I got out of high school a long time ago and see no reason to act like I'm still there.
Just in case you didn't realize by now I tend to be a smartass, but it's all in good fun. I don't get mean about it, I just find humor in pointing out the obvious. I'm looking for someone who can appreciate that.
A quiet night at home with a good meal and a great movie is a good time for me. I love playing cards with friends or even going somewhere to socialize is fine.
I'm a little unusal in that I love sports. I love to watch football, basketball and Nascar. In person is even better. Tickets to a game make me as happy as flowers and the ticket stubs last longer than the flowers do so don't feel bad if we fight over what game to watch.
I love a true gentleman. I don't find it at all opressive to have someone open a door or pull out a chair.
If you're looking for a great friend and someone to have some good times with then you've found her.
I'm very affectionate and love hugs and kisses and think if people were more physically close then the world would be a much better place.
So if you're looking to have a good laugh and meet someone real then let me know.

Signe

Capricorne

Ma silhouette est

BBW

Ma taille est

5' 7 (1.7 m)

Mes yeux sont

Marrons

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Divorcé/e

J'ai des enfants

Oui - pas chez moi

Je veux des enfants

Non

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Yeux

Art Corporel

Oreilles percées, Tatouages visibles

Mes cheveux sont

Auburns/Roux

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Pas d'animaux

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Non

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Etudes secondaires incomplètes

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Plein-temps

Mon domaine de compétence est

Administratif / Gestion

Mon titre de fonction est

Title Processor

J'ai gagné cette année

De 30,000 € à 44,999 €

Je vis

Seul/e

Chez moi

C'est plutôt calme

Je fume

Non

Je bois de l'alcool

Oui - socialement

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Calme

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Sympa, Comique, Séducteur

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Lecture, Musique, Télévision, Internet, Jeux, Famille, Dîner , Cuisine, Jardinage, Jeux de cartes

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Sortir avec des amis, Faire du shopping, Regarder un bon film, Dormir, Lire, Télévision, Aller à un concert

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

Dinner somewhere that you could talk and get to know each other.

J'ai toujours voulu essayer

Dance classes. I love music, but have two left feet!

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Sympa, La personne qu'ils aimeraient être, Un amour

Ma religion c'est

Chrétien

Je vais à la messe

Jamais

Mon but dans la vie c'est

To be happy and find someone who wants to share that with me.

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Coquin/e

A la télévision, je regarde

Sitcoms, Films, Sports, TV réalité

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Science-fiction, Comédies, Horreur, Thrillers

Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est

Country, Rock

Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est

Bandes-dessinées / Romans graphiques, Fantaisie, Fictions, Horreur, Humour, Mystères, Science-fiction

Mon idée du fun

I love sports, basketball, football and NASCAR especially. I love music and I'm very partial to country and old 80's hair bankds, I know a wierd combination, but that's me. I love to read and cook for people who love to eat.I like going out with friends and playing cards.

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Intelligence, Humour, Sensibilité, Spontanéité, Séduction, Bon sens

Que recherchez-vous?

Someone who has a good sense of humor. They need to be sensitive to other people's feelings and a good heart. A romantic person who is very affectionate physically and emotionally. A gentleman who believes a woman should be treasured and treated like a woman.

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement