Ms. Wonderful, Undeniably Different
short-n-thyck
Decatur, Georgia | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Read my entire profile to contact me. Single mother of 3. 5'0 tall, smart but not arrogant, has common sense, cultured with a side of funny and imaginative in the dating process. If you contact me and start asking questions that are already here I will know you didn't read it. No pic no response and if you live in another state but don't plan on moving... don't bother contacting me or sending flirts or messages.
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
5' 0 (1.52 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
African American
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
Office Administrator
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Kid(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cars, Cooking, Dining, Family, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Any time I can spend with a great guy in an interesting conversation over dinner.
1. Must not smoke, ANYTHING! (No trees, blacks, etc.)
2. Must be single, no separations, girlfriends, wife, etc.
3. Must have a job, real, taxpaying job, car and place.
4. Must not have a criminal record or background. (No serious jail time)
5. Must want to eventually be married, have kids and be prepared to be a father figure.
6. Must have time for me, my children & like cultural events or want to try new things. Plays, theatre, exhibits, kabuki etc.
7. Must not be from ANY foreign country, Africa, Ghana, Barbados etc.
8. Must be literate, no ghettoness, braids, fronts, slang or ebonics. Plain English is good enough for me.
9. What are your short term goals?
10. What are your long term goals?
1. Must not smoke, ANYTHING! (No trees, blacks, etc.)
2. Must be single, no separations, girlfriends, wife, etc.
3. Must have a job, real, taxpaying job, car and place.
4. Must not have a criminal record or background. (No serious jail time)
5. Must want to eventually be married, have kids and be prepared to be a father figure.
6. Must have time for me, my children & like cultural events or want to try new things. Plays, theatre, exhibits, kabuki etc.
7. Must not be from ANY foreign country, Africa, Ghana, Barbados etc.
8. Must be literate, no ghettoness, braids, fronts, slang or ebonics. Plain English is good enough for me.
9. What are your short term goals?
10. What are your long term goals?
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
Not to fall for the BS of lying men. Don't like my honesty? I'm straightforward and know what I want. For the right person, I'm softer in attitude. And for the record, NEVER ask a woman how much she weighs. it's rude. YOU MUST LIVE IN GEORGIA! NO MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY FROM THE DOWNTOWN AREA. If it takes an hour to get there you live too far.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is
I'm tired of being tested. It's now my chance to weed out those who do not fit my qualifications.
The following application is an HONESTY test; it will count against you.
Please fill out, cut and paste it in an email and send it to the address given. If you don't know how or don't believe you should go through the trouble;then, you don't need to finish or bother. YOU FAIL.
Real Name:
Age:
Date:
Position applying for:
City you reside in:
Education:
Employment:
Are you willing to relocate?
Date History: (i.e. baby momma, crazy x, etc.) Explain.
Children: How many? Want more? Explain.
Romance level:
****al Proclivities: PDA? Kinky? Voyeur? Exhibitionist? Explain.
Military Service:
Body Art:
Vehicle type:
Valid Driver's license:(Y/N)
Jail/Prison time:Explain:
The following application is an HONESTY test; it will count against you.
Please fill out, cut and paste it in an email and send it to the address given. If you don't know how or don't believe you should go through the trouble;then, you don't need to finish or bother. YOU FAIL.
Real Name:
Age:
Date:
Position applying for:
City you reside in:
Education:
Employment:
Are you willing to relocate?
Date History: (i.e. baby momma, crazy x, etc.) Explain.
Children: How many? Want more? Explain.
Romance level:
****al Proclivities: PDA? Kinky? Voyeur? Exhibitionist? Explain.
Military Service:
Body Art:
Vehicle type:
Valid Driver's license:(Y/N)
Jail/Prison time:Explain:
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Honesty...find me on the hoo. There are clues in my profile. I don't and won't respond to profiles with no pics. Nor does it impress me that your profile has ****al inuendos
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed