Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Жена тражим мушкарца
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Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Хороскопски знак
Водолија
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Прелеп и велик/прелепа и велика
Висина
168 цм
Боја очију
Боје лешника
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Разведен/Разведена
Имам децу
Да - код куће
Желим децу
Не
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Очи
Телесна обележја
Тетоваже по целом телу, Минђуша/минђуше, Тајни пирсинг, Тетоважа на видном месту
Боја косе
Кестењаста/црвена
Имам
Пас, Егзотична животња, Рибице, Глодар
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Не
Статус
Образовни ниво
Докторат
Мој радни однос
Одржавам домаћинство
Моја струка
Продаја/Маркетинг
Живим
Дететом/Децом, Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима
Код куће
Понекад ми дођу пријатељи
Пушим
Не
Пијем
Да - у друштву
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Просечан/просечна
У друштву сам
Гласан/гласна, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Стално започињем свађу, Волим да флертујем, Отворен/отоврена, Тамна/Црна, Чудан/чудна
Моја интересовања и хобији
Читање, Филмове, Интернет, Породица, Вечере, Путовања, Кување, Камповање, Рачунари
Како замишљам провод
Дружење с пријатељима, Журке, Биоскоп, Блеја, Читање, Облачење, Концерт
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива, Непримерен(а), Чудан/чудна, Волим да флертујем
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Комедије ситуације/Ситкоме, Филмове, Сапунице
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Комедије, Љубавне, Хороре, Трилере
Увек слушам
Рок, Метал, Електро, Индустријска, Панк
Увек читам
Фантазије, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Мистерије