British guy, one owner, fair condition

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Currently dating my house, its getting more gifts and attention than either of us could have imagined. We argue sometimes though and there has even been some repainting as a result.

Ideally seeking a female or humanoid of any race, or planetary origin whose voice isn't deeper than mine, preferably an evil genius, who lives on dry land, and is an independent thinker with a twisted sense of humor...

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