GOT HUMOR???

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am looking for a similar wit in a sharp guy that likes a little extra meat on a girl. I love my job but am not obsessed with it, and am looking for a nice guy that feels the same about his job. I am not into pretty men, i don't mind a rough face on a guy. I would like a guy who has his own life and would like to share some of it with me as well as my sharing some with him. I can be a bit on the wild side (yes I do swear on occasion) but am generally a happy person with a bit of a dark side. I do have a couple of tattoos and love tattoos on men.
I would love to meet a guy that loves his family but doesn't let them run his life (mama's boys need not apply) Physically I tend to like heavy men that are over 6' tall but, this is not a requirement. I really like smart guys, not necessarily educated but smart. A guy with a quick come back is the one for me. A nice man that I can actually have a fun chat with would be ideal ( I hate to have to drag info out of guys and make them chat with me) I am a Leo which means that I am a bit a of a tough chick but in a happy, cheerful sweet way. So if you are looking for a funny ornery girl let me know.

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Kitchen & Bath Designer

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Movies, Family, Dining, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Something simple like coffee or drinks. I hate the typical dinner date...

I've Always Wanted To Try

More traveling...I would mostly want to travel more outside of the country. I've been all over the US and Canada and spent a couple of years in the Philipines

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To be happy, healty and content.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Comic, Fiction, Humor, Mystery

My Idea Of Fun Is

Depends on what's going on... I like to hang out, I love to swim... when first meeting someone I prefer to go for drinks or coffee instead of the dreaded first dinner date.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Above and beyond everything else... HONESTY. I have had very bad luck dating and have had enough of my personal life resembling the Jerry Springer Show... If you are married.. DONT CONTACT ME... If you are 'legally seperated' .. I'm sorry that still means you are MARRIED... so please DONT CONTACT ME... I have always had men for friends and even my male friends dont understand the dating situations that have happened to me.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed