Bumper to Bumper Warranty

I Would Describe Myself As

Bumper to Bumper Warranty

I like going out as much as staying in. I rarely run with scissors but will get in the pool within 30 minutes of eating. I am single and have 1 child. I have a job. I am capable of intelligent conversation, self-deprecating humor and possess passable table manners. I am not afraid of flying but I don’t like falling...(a bunk bed incident).


I can change the oil in my car and mow my lawn but usually pay someone else to do it. I have many interests, but I am looking for another one. I’ve learned a lot of lessons, most of them the hard way. I like to get outside. I like to sit back and relax. I don’t mind taking all night to get it right. I am genuine.

I do not believe that ketchup makes everything taste better. I believe laughter is very good medicine. I play well with others. I am curious.

I like tasty food, good satire, nature, and sarcastic wit, thought provoking art, sincerity, groovy music, architecture, and other stuff. Not looking for someone who is perfect, just perfect for me.

I get peeved with frivolous wasters of my time even though I enjoy a few of them some of the time. I am not interested in anyone carrying baggage that cannot be stowed beneath their seat or in the overhead compartment.

I am a hardcore sales professional that will cry at a hallmark commercial (don’t tell anyone - I will deny it )I know a good life, I love my family and I need a diversion from work.

I am not just looking for a good guy... I am looking for an awesome man. I can be charming at dinner, dance and have fun then wake up and put my hair in a hat and go fishing. I love animals and children. You wont find a better friend and partner.


The Fine Print: The above expressed thoughts are subject to change and are not valid in some states. Void where prohibited by law. Side effects may include but are not limited to; delight, contentment, elation, rapture and bliss. See dealer for details.

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog, Bird

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Sales / Marketing

My Job Title Is

Sales Manager

I Make This Much In A Year

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Libertarian

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Instructional, Reality Shows

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Ambient, Reggae, Folk

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed