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humptynumpty

Oxford, United Kingdom | Hombre Buscando Mujer

Información Básica

Puedo hablar
Inglés, Francés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Smart, well-heeled but down to earth young chap living in the South West but often in London and up north too. I love stand-up comedy, my work, good-natured debate, cheese pancakes, pub quizzes, playing Scrabble, reading Private Eye, being busy, British TV drama, feats of engineering, travelling, Beethoven's 5th & 8th, old concrete street lights, Van Halen's 'Jump', having a positive outlook on life, real ale (don't panic, no sandals), holding a decent conversation, meeting new people, correct use of apostrophes, oodles of beautiful squishy female fat, making my own luck in the world, cheesy 80s music and lots lots more. A few other little facts, to save you asking: I don't take heroine/arnica/immodium. I know how to fix most things without making too much mess and enjoy exhibiting my substantial toolbox.
Looking for new friends at the moment. In the longer run, my ideal match would be a girl who appreciates at least half the stuff in my 'I like' list. (Doesn't matter if you don't like all of it... I will nobly take the 'real ale' bullet on behalf of the team.) I get on with folk of all ages, 18-110, but in the long run I'd see myself settling with a fellow early-80s baby. If you have a quick (and very British) sense of humour... coupled with a lovely soft, pliant, expansive and plush vocabulary, then we'll most likely get on famously! Prithee apply within!
Signo
Piscis

Apariencia y Situación

Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Normal
Mi altura es
5' 9 (1.75 m)
Mis ojos son
Azules
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Separado
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No estoy seguro
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Ni me lo pensaría
Mi pelo es
Negros
Tengo uno o más de estos
Sin Mascotas
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si

Estatus

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Alguna universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Auto Empleo
Mi especialidad es
Otros
Soy Bebedor
Si - Como un pez

Personalidad

Mis aficiones e intereses son
Leer, Juegos, Cocinar, Jugar a las cartas
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Ir de fiesta, Clubs / Bares, Beber
Mis amigos me describen como
Oscuro

Puntos de Vista

Mi sentido del humor es
Seco / Sarcástico

Gustos

En la TV, siempre veo
Noticias, Dramas, Comedias de Situación

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¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Espontaneidad, Coquetería, Ingenio
¿Qué estás buscando?
Looking for new friends at the moment. In the longer run, my ideal match would be a girl who appreciates at least half the stuff in my 'I like' list. (Doesn't matter if you don't like all of it... I will nobly take the 'real ale' bullet on behalf of the team.) I get on with folk of all ages, 18-110, but in the long run I'd see myself settling with a fellow early-80s baby. If you have a quick (and very British) sense of humour... coupled with a lovely soft, pliant, expansive and plush vocabulary, then we'll most likely get on famously! Prithee apply within!
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Íntimos