i'm real it's whats inside that counts

I Would Describe Myself As

If aliens created us it figures mine would be drunk.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it does any one really care?

I have decided to revamp my ad once again in hopes this time it will work
( a man can dream can't he? lol)

If your looking for a funny and inteligent man then here I am. I don't expect geniuses but atleast be able to hold a conversation.

I don't care what you look like because true beauty is within, looks fade.

I am honest, spontanious, passionate and on occassions shy.

I am a father first so if you don't like kids please move on!

i'm not looking for a mother for my son he has one already nor am i looking for someone to take care of him i do that myself.

I'm looking for that special someone a friend a confidant a lover to join me by my side.

I have a good but weird and at times off sense of humor i love to laugh and make others laugh but I know when to be serious as well.

I'm a 36 yr old single father of a 6 yr old boy who shares my birthday with me and means the world to me.

I'm strong minded confident and stubborn at times I don't claim to beperfect and I don't epect you to be either.

I'm a hopless romantic at heart i believe chivilary is not dead

I can be brutally honest to a point but i don't set out to hurt anyone's feelings.

I go by the rule before you ask the question make sure you want to know the answer.

I enjoy reading, movies, and spending time with that special someone.

On to my weird humor;

"i want to die in my sleep just like my grand father did not like the people screaming in the backseat"

"always remember to laugh at yourself that way they really are laughing with you"

we have many weird sayings most of which are contradictions or just plain dumb

"look out below" used as a warning for danger from above
actual meaning look out and down wouldn't that put the person in more danger?

"never look a gift horse in the mouth" meaning don't take things for grant it
while personally i have never had anyone offer me a horse as a gift once it's mine i'll look it in the mouth if i want to i mean really it's my damn horse.

Now that you have a peek in to what makes me well me tell memore about yourself.

while idealy I am looking for that special someone I will never turn down more firends along the way.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Other

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Homemaker

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

resident stationary enigneer

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

maybe coffee or dinner perhaps mives afterwards or staying home and me making dinner

I've Always Wanted To Try

guitar

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

to own my own computer store

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal

When I Read, I Always Read

Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

could be going out going to the park wiht my kid staying home watching a movie cooking a nice dinner it really just depends

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

humor, inteligence, someone who likes kids, someone who goes with the flow and takes chances

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed