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First name

Velma

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Hey! I’m a talker...funny, with a boisterous laugh. Everybody has something. I’ve been blessed with a “sparkling personality” and great hair! I love conversation, have a bad memory, and will ask you the same question over and over again. I laugh at inappropriate things at the worst times. I get this uncontrollable giggle and will excuse myself from the room when I can’t contain myself. It’s my defense mechanism. Funerals, on more than one occasion. The tears of a clown. It’s a thing, I can’t explain it, I make no excuses for it, Just a little fun fact. So if you haven’t been put off by all that, there is so much more to me. Too much really. I guess the important things will come up in conversation. Ohhhhh, and I’ve never been arrested. Have never been placed in handcuffs...not even the purple furry ones. I don’t now or never will trust anyone that much. I have 3 brothers. They have always spoken openly around me, I’ve heard all the horror stories. 😬

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Gray

My Ethnicity Is

Hispanic/latino

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Hair

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Manufacturing / Distribution

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

I’m pretty much open to all the normal first date options. Kinda hard to do right now with the way things are in 2021...

I've Always Wanted To Try

Painting friendship rocks...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Catholic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Democrat

My Goal In Life Is

Is to find inner peace and bliss..

My Kind Of Humor Is

Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rap, Rock, Pop, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

Spending time with my grandchildren

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Humor, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Someone who looks at me with desire. Passion behind the kiss and the touch.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Intimate, Committed